Amelia (the powerful Wiccan witch) reminds us that firm, sexy curves drive men wild. Why bother with a gym membership or eating healthy food when you can just have her cast a powerful butt-enhancing spell for you?
So, now that we're all on board with asking a stranger to cast a spell giving us firmer cheeks, it's a good time to remind everyone of this article: Should You Pay for Spellcasting Services?
Oh, and here's a very powerful chant you should use if you buy spells off Ebay: CAVEAT EMPTOR. Repeat as needed.
Addendum: A couple of eagle-eyed readers browsed through other listings by "Amelia" and discovered she's actually using someone else's photo - some of the images on Amelia's Ebay listings are in fact pictures of Sabrina the Ink Witch, who occasionally comments here. So, in addition to making your butt grow firmer, Amelia is able to make herself look like a whole 'nother person!
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