I just don't even know what to say about this. Several folks emailed me with this one: a witch on eBay is auctioning off a spell to "enhance your booty." Now, I've bought some interesting things on eBay before -- fabric, jewelry, even a Ford F-150 with reasonably low miles... but I can honestly say I've never bought butt enhancement.
The seller, Amelia (moonstruck9000), says that she and her coven will do this working for the winning bidder, who will begin to "feel positive energy immediately." She also mentions that some buyers experience "tingling sensations" once she casts the spell. Now, you may be feeling skeptical, but that's okay -- eBay's 60-day return policy applies. No details on how exactly you're supposed to return the working.
All joking aside, though -- now seems like a good time to remind folks of the dangers of ordering spells online: Should You Pay for Spellcasting Services? Let the buyer beware, folks!
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The seller, Amelia (moonstruck9000), says that she and her coven will do this working for the winning bidder, who will begin to "feel positive energy immediately." She also mentions that some buyers experience "tingling sensations" once she casts the spell. Now, you may be feeling skeptical, but that's okay -- eBay's 60-day return policy applies. No details on how exactly you're supposed to return the working.
All joking aside, though -- now seems like a good time to remind folks of the dangers of ordering spells online: Should You Pay for Spellcasting Services? Let the buyer beware, folks!
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I sell my magical works all of the time. In both tarot card reading form or other spell work. However magic is not a guaranteed thing. Selling it on ebay is just asking for trouble. Not only does the distance make things hard but the lack of a physical connection makes things harder.
If you’re going to find a magical mercenary then find it locally.
Don’t forget this too:
http://cgi.ebay.com/BREAST-ENHANCEMENT-SPELL-CAST-Witch-witchcraft-/160312722160
This kind of stuff is ridiculous. I’m all for finding ways to make money in a tough economy but, this is bad.
So let’s look at this from a legit POV.
What do we need to pull off this ritual?
for growth enhancement = Miracle Gro!
What words would we use = Sir Mix A Lot!
What whould others do?
ya know, if they Really wanted to make the big bucks, they would go for spells to reduce bellys.
Magick will only be effective if the spellcaster has an investment (genuine care) about the intended effect. Do they really care about many strangers’ butts equally well? (Okay, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp don’t count.)
The best magick for enhancing your butt is Jillian’s 30 Day Shred. Your muscles will “tingle” alright.
I’d have to say that the best way to enhance your booty is to eat a box of twinkies, no magic needed.
LOL isabeau, “Enhancement” is indeed in the eyes of the booty-holder
This reminds me of that Foamy cartoon. Patti knows which one.
Getting my work out now…. ROFLMAO!
Oh my stars! I just about fell on the floor for this one. I really hope no one but my husband or my Dr. cares that much about my booty to be able to “enhance it”. lmao Raine
The replies are as funny as the ad.
I sell herbs on ebay and I have seen some of these things and they are shocking. I never thought to send in a comment on here and I glad that someone pointed it out.
I was shocked when one day I stumbled upon a listing offering the buyer a spell that would be cast to make someone your own personal Sex slave!!!!!!!!!!
I think that we have enough trouble with people who have a negative image of those in the craft but things like this just seem to make things even worse. The most shocking part of it was that there were several of these listings that had actually sold for well over $200.00!!!!!
It just goes to show that some people will do all kinds of things to make money.
“It just goes to show that some people will do all kinds of things to make money.”
And that some people obviously have too much.
I’m actually kind of apalled that someone would do this and make things WORSE for those of our beliefs. I have to assume someone’s trying to run a hoax and I wonder if those of us who are active practicing Witches and are ebay members should maybe complain to them? (I make tiny God/Goddess figures from time to time that I sell on there and some healing creme) Or maybe that would simply make it worse (sigh)