Clearly, it must be the Pagans, because obviously no one else would do such a thing.
Over the past year, members of the Grantown Baptist Church have "arrived on several occasions to find notes written in red ink pinned to the main door... But events took an even more sinister turn with the discovery of two notes tied to the the limbs of a dead rabbit fastened to the front door of the church," according to the news reports. Deacon Bob Fishwick says, "There have been a series of pagan-style notes over the past year."
I'm not sure exactly what a "Pagan-style" note is... when I write people notes by hand, I typically use a set of pretty Jane Austen notecards that I got from the clearance bin at Barnes and Noble, but maybe I should start using something a lot more sinister.
Deacon Bob also says, "It seems to be the work of a bit of a crackpot. They only ever pick out our church; none of the others have had this, but we don't know why... The notes are heathen quotations: things like 'Your days are numbered', 'Wrongs remain unrectified' and 'Judgement has been passed'."
Methinks perhaps he should have just stopped after "It seems to be the work of a bit of a crackpot."